Pie Demotivational Poster
BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.
Jeremy Clarkson -
YO DAWG - We heard you like pi, so we put pi on yo pie so you can eat while you formulate ratios
STAR WARS -
HANG IN THERE - It's going to be OK Buddy. She was a bitch anyway.
WELCOME - Come on in and have a piece of 3.14159265
PIERCINGS - You're doing it wrong!!!
3.14159265358979323846ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦ - Have some! Share some! Anywhere.
HITMONLEE - He had pups
HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?
MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!
THE PERFECT STORM - has arrived
PUPPY - Chinese word for "Tastes like chicken"
KNOCK OFFS - Hellno Kitty!
HIPPIES - There even on the dark side
THE AMERICAN DIET - Reasons 1 to infinity why Americans and Socialized medicine don't mix.
WANDERING - Re-establishes The Original Harmony Which Once Existed Between Man And The Universe
REMEMBRANCE DAY -
NINJA RACCOONS -
THE REAL BARBIE - This will be her fifth late term abortion. She just thought the extra weight was from all of the drinking.
I AM HAMSTER - what, do you want a piece of this bitch ?
FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -
THANKFUL TO HAVE DONE MY PART -
WOW - MOMMYS GOING TO BE SO PROUD!
GEOMETRY TEACHER'S LUNCH RECEIPT - A MISERLY 11.6 % GRATUITY
End of Quarter -
IDIOT - You win
CORSET PIERCINGS - Because all that material just gets in the way.
HAPPY EASTER -
ATTENTION WHORE - noun: someone desperate for others to notice him and to be the center of attention.
DUDE - They wanted you to do it.
CHILD SUPPORT? - You mean I have to PAY?
PIERCINGS - You can never have too many...Nope...I may have spoken too soon!
I AM LEGEND - Your argument is invalid.
TEAR GAS - always good for the goddamned hippies
PUBLIC SCHOOLS - Seriously, we are not as bad as you think we are. We do have a Football team.
LIP PIERCING??? - I didn't notice
ANTIDEPRESSANTS - Because your life is about to get real sad, unless you wanted to work at Hot Topic for the rest of your life.
SHARPIES - you haven't lived until you try each color once
THE HUMAN GENE POOL - Needs chlorine
CREATIVITY - It’s only impressive if you're not a moron.
MMMMMMM - ...Pi!
JACK NICHOLSON - can't handle the truth....
HELP WANTED HIPPIE REPELLANT -
GENERATIONS - The grandparents strive, the parents achieve... The children spend, the grandchildren beg.
CORSET PIERCINGS - Much like the clothing counterpart, they're a bitch to install, and are uncomfortable to wear... ...But DAMN do they look good!
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE -
~ BACON PIE ~ - "You Are Doing It Wrong"!
CANNED GROOVY - Ingredients: Psychedelic Mushrooms, marijuana, acoustic guitars, tie-die apparel and non bathing nudists. May contain traces of conformity
CHAD - ...moments before the beat down
FACIAL PIERCINGS - The best way to not get a job
FRUITY PEBBLES - You should really know that, they are really just Rice Krispies that finally came out of the closet...
EWWWWWWWW.... - Belly button piercings are SO 1998!
SNOW ON THE ROOF - But there's still fire in the furnace.
THE THINGS YOU SEE -
Rip Roast -
THE MISSING PIECE -
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW MAN -
SWEATER PUPPIES - F**cking dandy...indeed. Woof!
SKILL - because eating pie and speeding seriously does require skill
IF YOU'RE GOING - to San Francisco Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
BE YOURSELF - Everybody else is taken
Welcome with a warning -
SWEATER PUPPIES -
GOURMET CHEF SCHOOLS - They charge you over $50,000, and don't teach you to make anything as tasty as this.
MESS WITH THE BULL... -
%#&^@$#*@ - You mess with the bull, you get your balls removed
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH -
EVOLUTION - When everyone else has piercings sometimes you need something a little special to stand out
OH, MY, GOD!!! - PIE!!!!!!
LIFE IS A GARDEN - Dig it
JABA THE POO - The symbol of liberal ideology since 1952
PIERCINGS - Some people just shouldn't get them...
GOT APPROVAL FROM MY FRIENDS - Friends ?
my spirit animal -
Set them free -
CHOICES - The hardest decisions are not matters of life and death, but of opinion. Thankfully, this one is easy. Mmmmm.......Cake-pie
COUNTER ESPIONAGE - Embarrassing spies for 10,000 years
FREE LIP PIERCING - Seems legit to me, what do you think Mr. Worm ?
INSANITY - Begins with a single motifake
MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS - Nor a good hair piece. Poor Donny!
BACON TOPPED APPLE PIE -
ONE PIECE - NOT VERY EFFECTIVE -
LSD - And Rick James thought cocaine was a hell of a drug!
CHANCES II -
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